Ha

This is funny.

I realize…

…that this is probably too much information, but:
You know how in the restroom at the doctor’s office they have instructions for what to do when you have to give a urine/stool sample? If yours doesn’t, they probably assume you know how to pee in a cup/poop in a whatever (I’ve been fortunate enough to not [...]

Oh. My. God.

Please go here for more.

I want

Double ugh

Just had another conversation about my apparent lack of motivation towards my life. My co-worker and I happen to be in the same boat. I’m still a young ‘un (not yet a quarter century, at least not until May) and I still have what seems like a lot of time. And really, these days you [...]

Meme!

That word looks like a French exclamation to me. Hence the exclamation point inserted behind it.
Rebecca tagged me with gusto, so I must follow orders and post. This might make or break some relationships, because after you find out certain things about me I’m not sure you’re going to want to talk to me. Or [...]

Sympathy garnered here

So the apparent shit storm that was preventing me from breathing like a normal human being (through my nose) was just a severe allergy attack. I hate saying that, because it seems to take away from the miserableness that was me for a few days. I honestly thought I was going to drown in my [...]

Happy New Year!!

Yeah, happy new year everybody. While every other blogger I know was writing lots of wonderful stories, I stayed pretty quiet. I apologize for that. I ended up traveling a lot. The boyfriend’s family lives way out in the country where there is no wireless internet or cellphone reception. I felt like I was in [...]