Where have I been?

In places other than Austin. Which means my addiction to all things internet has been hit hard. I didn’t check my email for days. DAYS. This is a big deal for me, as I’m one of those people that assumes anything important will be communicated to me through email…rather than the more practical phone call.
Christmas [...]

Caveman

It’s time I come clean about something. I’m in love with the caveman from the Geico commercials.
I’m not sure if Jared knows about this, but he shouldn’t worry. There’s no chance of me meeting this caveman, and even if I did I don’t think I’m his type.
There’s just something about his tone of voice, his [...]

Clarification

I should clarify that I am not the person who wears sweatpants to work. That would be someone who gets paid a lot more than me.
Got that, Casey?

Office Talk

While I love our office machines (I’ve gotten one or two to work by spouting nice words of encouragement), I think their main purpose in life is to jam in some way. With that, I present:
What I imagine our office machines and gadgets would say to us if they could talk:
The copy machine: “Imagine [...]

Letting others do the work for me

You should read this. Because it’s better than anything I’ll ever write.
I’m tired and would rather be at home, sleeping the morning away. I realize that all I’m doing today is sitting around for 8 hours…and I’m getting paid for it. But there was something about that bed this morning. So nice.

Hello again

I haven’t written in a while. I was out of good internet contact during the weekend, and last night when I got home it was all I could do to stay awake long enough to find something on the Discovery channel to pass out to. (I’d had a bit to drink…)
I find that when my [...]

OK

I don’t consider myself to be a silly person most of the time. At least not the kind of silly that gets offended if people don’t notice I’ve done something different with myself. I usually just think, “Oh, I’m sure they’ve changed something at some point that I haven’t noticed, so I shouldn’t get angry [...]

I am woman, therefore I have cramps

Currently at home right now. That’s right, in the middle of the morning. I decided that I wouldn’t ignore my lady cramps this month. And anyway, it only makes them worse to try and deal with them at work, ya know? I’d rather just curl up in my bed and curse that I am woman. [...]

HA!

I love this.

Tarot and the Opossum

You are The Hierophant

Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.

All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant’s purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) [...]