Drinking on the job

I just had a Bailey’s Chocolate candy. Chocolate and Bailey’s. At work. Occasionally I love this place.

Let’s shake hands

Here’s a story my friends told me I should blog about:
Last week I had my lady exam. You know the one I’m talking about. The visit to the doctor that I like to call “my favorite time of year.”
The nurse did her thing and then left me to change into the *always* sleek check-up gown. [...]

Words

I may sound like a HUGE snob, but is it really that difficult to remember the difference between you’re and your? You can’t say something like, “Hope your having a great day!” It Doesn’t Work!! I occasionally make the mistake in an email, but I’m such a bitch about it that I try my hardest [...]

Whew!

All of a sudden, I got a yearning to clean tonight. It could be that the floor was DIRTY. The floor always seems dirty, but I’m rather sensitive to dirt on the floor when I’m walking barefoot. And sticky stuff. And food crumbs. We all end up dropping things on the floor, but they don’t [...]

Thievery

I stole this from Momma Loves, a fellow NaBloPoMo writer. I’ll write more later, but for now, here’s this. (I love surveys, by the way.)
1. 3 Things that scare me: Drowning, Spiders, the Astros when they wait until the last few innings to score
2. 3 People who make me laugh: Demetri Martin, Zach Galifianakis, and [...]

Oh man.

I’m sure most have seen this video before, but you really should take a look at it again. Especially if you like cavemen and you need a laugh.
Happiness

This is what we all need

Sunday Nights

These nights are usually pretty hard for me, as I’ve either left the boyfriend to come back to Austin or he’s left to go back to Huntsville. For a few days (this weekend was extra nice), I get to know what it feels like to have someone hold me, someone to laugh with, someone who [...]

Where’s my inspiration?

Nowhere near. So in lieu of a proper post, I give you Monty Python.

The day after

I’m sitting in the cafe at Hastings right now, waiting for the boyfriend to get off of work (25 more minutes…can I make this blog last that long?). A jerk just walked in with a Starbucks cup in hand. Hastings makes a better mocha than Starbucks, hands down. Plus it’s a few cents cheaper. Pinch [...]