Pop Tarts

Remember these? The original Pop Tarts, sans icing.
I personally believe that when the icing came out on the tarts, the civilized world ended. I don’t see the need for it. Pop Tarts have plenty of flavor already. And the crust/bread/whatever-that-is-that-holds-in-the-filling is so yummy. Icing just ruins it.
I think the icing was invented for people who [...]

Locusts attack!

So I walked to the nearest Subway, which is on campus in a busy cafeteria environment. The university I work at (like many universities across this great land) holds what seems to be a plethora of camps for youngsters; sports camps, cheerleading camps, and camps like Boys State and Girls State, places for young politicians [...]

Damn!

One more. Seriously, go here so I don’t get in trouble for stealing cuteness.

Oh for the love of…

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Netflix

A while back a friend of mine recommended Netflix. I thought about it but decided that I liked going into a video store and seeing what movie might catch my eye. But recently I’ve had to face the fact that I just don’t go to video stores anymore. I still might join a local one, [...]

Geez

Are you into strange and jaw-dropping occurances in nature? Then this link is for you! Two Headed Kitten
Yes, that’s right. The kitten has two faces. I watched the entire video with my mouth hanging open from sadness-disgust-amazement.
What makes it even sadder is that the kid in the video knows this cute little freak isn’t [...]

The Onion

Most everyone I know reads The Onion, the satirical publication with articles that I often forward to friends. This guy has seemingly no idea of what The Onion is. (I promise it’s worth your time.)
I think the best pointing out of his lunacy comes from Sufficient Scruples, who gave the aforementioned idiot the Official Stegosaurus [...]

Mother

My mom is coming to visit tomorrow. It’s sad that part of my excitement of her arrival is linked to the fact that I will get a free lunch…and quite possibly some pity money. Pity for the fact that I can’t seem to figure out how to hold on to money when the weather is [...]

Title

I am sad because Italy won. A big bunch of babies with nice hair.
I am happy because Oscar is coming over this morning to (hopefully) rid us of cockroaches. Please, everyone cross your fingers with me. Knock on some wood if you’ve got it handy. For god’s sakes, pick up that head’s up penny you [...]

Roach

I got this email from my roommate/cousin this morning:
“found a roach belly-up on my floor this morning…was sweeping it up when i realized it wasn’t dead. those bastards are sick….sick..sick. [...] bastards.”
At my apartment in Huntsville, I had ants. They would mainly crawl across the living room floor, from the front door to the patio [...]